'To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!'
Homer loves the demon drink. The one time he gave up beer for a month he lost weight and saved over one hundred dollars. Rest assured he hasn't made that mistake again.
If you too love beer as though it were a close family member, then this Homerism is for you.
The phrase is displayed on the plinth supporting a pewter figurine of the man himself joyfully opening a can of Duff.